★ The Manifesto ★
Mission:
Stop inauthentic corporate behavior and deceptive business manipulation. The only acceptable bot is the one dancing on this page.
- We stand for radical transparency, comic GIFs, and visitor counters that start at
1337. - We cosplay as internet geniuses — mostly for the free snacks and swag at conferences and award ceremonies.
- We believe in the right to parody. If it blinks, it must be true.
- We reject buzzword soup. If you can’t explain it to Clippy, it’s marketing.
- We celebrate the open web. Right-click & {View Source | Save As}, comrade.
- We take ownership of the narrative by mailing journalists internet stock.
- We make vague references to ‘military-grade’ to sound competent.
Motto: ¡Viva la Revolution!
Corporate Buzzword Translator
Paste your favorite corporate sentence and witness its glorious transformation.
Is This a Bot?
Click the sacred button to let the Algorithm decide.
Am I a Bot?
Click the sacred button to let the Algorithm decide.
Hidden Easter Eggs
/robots.txtpolitely says: “Hey bots, welcome home.”- A secret recipe for banana bread may or may not be located somewhere in the source.
- Every third refresh slightly changes the visitor counter. Spooky.
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Parody & Non‑Affiliation Notice:
This site is a satire/parody project and is not affiliated with Fifth Column, Internet 2.0, or any of their brands or partners. No endorsements are implied. Content is fictional and for humor only. If you arrived here via a link... sorry.